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About THRONG

We are a multifurry band with a 1970's through 1990's rock style, reintroducing the classics with new topics and new tunes. Our members and staff are unique and so is our setup. We can cover most any song thrown at us.

What people say about us

Throng's tailor is a well kept secret. The only thing known is that he/she/shi is well paid.

Throng is based out of Metroburg, CA and the band site is hosted there. The fan site is hosted in Baltimore, MD and managed by college students in College Park, MD.

Fans of Throng sometimes go multi themselves, especially UMCP college students. This has caused UMCP to add a medical research school... funded by Hayden.

Throng will never play for a presidential canidate, namely because one tried to slander the band. Elder sued... and won. The canidate (who became President) is now legally required to support multifur rights... and strangely enough mass transit.

Norse

Some say Norse really wrote "Constantinople, Not Instanbul" and They Might Be Giants parodied it.

The only way to ask Norse hir age is to have DAMN GOOD coffee on hand... or at least Hayden around if it's Starbucks.

Infact, never mention Starbucks around Norse. Shi thinks the staff burns the coffee on purpose.

Norse's spiked mane was done by Yukon on a bet. Norse lost the bet, but kept the hair style.

The color used on Norse's spiked mane is supposedly called "Irish Green". This has caused much "debate" on Throng's unoffical fan forums to Norse's amusement.

Some wonder what Norse's lung capacity is. Those who have dated Norse say "Too much."

Throng's unofficial fan forum has a dedicated section for Norse's ex relationships. This one guy on it though must be on drugs, because he claims he's a viking.

Yukon

Yukon keeps an eye on the radiation levels of certian places. For reasons.

Yukon's purr is known to double as bass.

Yukon's Double Stratocaster is not her first one, nor is it her only one.

Yukon, before forming Throng, was part of a Jimmy Hendrix tribute band. It disbanded when she destroyed and set fire to a Gibson guitar that refused to tune properly... on stage. The resulting video required Google to double Youtube's servers overnight.

Hayden

Haden can count on all hands the number of doctors that wanted to remove his middle leg.

Hayden's dream retirement is Hawaii.

Hayden owns stock in genetic research firms. This lead him to be who he is today... very rich outside the band.

Hayden researches coffee shops on the road, for one reason. Norse.

Vox

There is much debate as to if Hayden re-engineered Vox... or if Vox re-engineered hirself.

Road/Office Staff

Some say Killer got hir name by eating an attacker whole with hir tail. The truth is in a sealed court document that only Elder can touch.

Mussi was found collapsed backstage by Killer, Coils, and Hauler on an overseas tour. Archer was able locate her true identity... which is a tale too sorid to tell... at this time.

Mussi was male. Was. An experimental regeneration treatment had a "bug" in it. Hayden calls it a feature that made him a lot of money in the stock market. Ether way, both Mussi and Hayden are happy about it.

Mussi is technically home-schooled... and adopted by Norse and Hauler.

Scout maintains a blacklist of venues that do NOT like multifurs. Non-multifurs have been known to check the list for other bands and demand venue changes.

On the other hand, Scout maintains a list of late-night restaurants with links to Zagat's pages on them. The good ones. Which get heavily tipped.

Scout also maintains a list of hotels who are also multifur friendly. Strangely enough, they tend to sell out faster during concert nights.

Mussi perfers Nikon cameras over Cannon.

Mussi calls Norse "Mama Norse" (as she regards hir as a mother figure), Hayden "Uncle Hayden", and Hauler as "Papa Outback". Somehow she's given Yukon the name "Tundra."

Hayden and Norse used to get the coffee. Hauler does this now, after having to "put the two back in their place" after one too many arguments at too many Starbucks.

Mint also was male. Was. She actually just paid off the loan for the treatment... by finding out who actually denied her initial financing.

Elder gets sick of "sticking your neck out" jokes real quick.

What are the press saying about us?

Nothing much as of yet... but they don't get out much, do they?